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It’s almost Halloween. Yay. Feel my excitement. I’m going as a waiter. Actually, I’m going to work, and I work as a waiter. So, yeah…

There’s not a whole lot of positive press for waiters. Has there ever been a show about waiters? I don’t know. There should be. There’s too many doctor shows out there. Too many lawyers. They should have an all man cast for a doctor show, call it Gay’s Anatomy.

“Dr. McDreamy, Dr. McCreamy, come over here and Double McTeam-me.” Etc.

A lot of people dress up as doctors for Halloween, albeit slutty doctors, or crazy doctors, but a doctor nonetheless. Who wouldn’t want to be a doctor? It’s easy. You put on a white lab coat, and ta-da, you can now touch people or force them to open their mouths and stick wood in there. That sounds dirty… which is something a doctor never is: if you want to be an authentic doctor, you have to wash your hands every 3 minutes. Also, no trick-or-treating. Have the candy come to you, and make it wait in your office for like an hour.