yescomply

Pending some latent symptoms, it appears that I have beat the rabies. Of course, it was a case of self-diagnosis, but when you play with a stray cat for several hours over the course of many days, you run the risk of catching any number of diseases. When that same cat breaks your skin, with many a-sharp nails, that risk increases.
But it seems I’m clean. The only sickness I have is Election Fever. That’s right. I’m burning up. I’m chain smoking candy cigarettes and chuggin’ down cups of coffee-flavored vitamin water.
I was relieved to find out that Kentucky went to McCain. No offense to the people in Kentucky, but we on the Left have survived without you for centuries. More than anything, I want Obama to win, but there are certain states that I don’t want associated with the Blue I’ve been wearing all day… in support of Democracy (and the Smurfs).
These states include, but are not limited to:
The Sweet Carolinas
The nation of Texas
Alaska
South Dakota, Dakota Jr. and Dakota Fanning
The Altered State
Misery
Canada
and last, and probably least, the great State and Potatoes of Idaho.

Yes, who da ho. I know, it’s funny. So is putting your own name on the ballot and voting for yourself. “And coming up fourth in the polls behind Obama, McCain and Nader, representing the ‘I didn’t get Invited’ party, Phil McCracken.”
Don’t worry Phil, you’re bound to be elected eventually. Try Alaska. They’ll vote for anyone… and I hear there’s a vacancy.