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Dec 12 2008

The Punt of No Return (yards)

Published by jturkin under Uncategorized Edit This

Poor Devin Hester. Not so much in the spotlight anymore, are we?

If I had something interesting to write about, I wouldn’t be blogging about football. I could put up the generic blog about my feelings, or what I’m going to get my family for the holidays, or how I’ve been home for just a week, and I’ve just about bored my pants off… that’s not even true.

I just thought that was a cool title for a blog. The punt of no return. No? Just me. Okay.

Hey, you know what’s so great about snow? Hydration. Probably. I don’t know. There has to be some ecological advantage to frozen rain that kills everything it touches. The only positive thing about snow is when school/work is cancelled… or that when it’s over you can finally enjoy the spring and summer. You earned it. By foolishly living in a snowy climate for three long, arduous months, the heat means something.

For all of you living in warm climates all year round, you don’t appreciate anything. You take it for granted, like shoes and socks. You know that there are a billion people in the world right now without shoes. Sure, I just made that up, but figure, it’s night time in a quarter of the world, right. So probably a couple billion people are sleeping… you’d be hard pressed to find enough people who sleep in shoes to prove me wrong.Therefore, I believe that there are over a billion people without shoes. Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong. Start a tally. I dare you.

Goodnight, moon

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