yescomply

I read the yahoo! local news for my area. It was frightening, or should I say, I was frightened. This is what the headline read, at first glance: “miami area to be demolished this weekend.”

Jesus Heinz Christ! I live in the Miami area… and there’s so much I haven’t done with my life. I’ve never tried to exchange a product I took from inside a store with a receipt I found outside (if that supposedly works). I’ve never got to eat shellfish (not that I’d want to). I’ve never gotten higher than a 121 on a round of bowling… without bumpers. I never told my wife that I love her (the details that I don’t have a wife are irrelevant).

NO! I’ll be demolished with the rest of the Miami area… why? Why not Seatlle? Or someplace in the SouthWest!!! Why! oh. On Second read, it says, “Miami Arena”. There’s an “N” in there. “Miami AreNa.” I didn’t get that the first time. Nevermind.